Post by Jason McKinelly on Dec 14, 2011 23:34:22 GMT -5
"First we need a picture."[/i]
"We need to get you down on paper and make sure we have a good profile for the records. Now, please, state your name:"[/i]
"Alright, any aliases:"[/i]
"Okay, that'll work. Please state your business:"[/i]
"That's what we needed. Now, if you'll give me a bit of your history..."[/i]
Jason has lived a long and rich life. He's currently 76 years of age, but looks young as ever. He started life in the depths of hell, born as an incubus. He lived a normal life of sin, leading humans to the sin of lust and so forth. He was a normal agent of Satan for about twenty years of his life. It didn't bring him much happiness, and he was always fighting with other demons, no matter how hard he tried to reason with them.
On his 21st 'birthday', he was being chased by other demons who thought he wasn't fit to be a demon. He hadn't been bringing many humans to sin, so he was seen as weak. He thought that if he ran to the Vatican, holiest place on Earth, he wouldn't be followed anymore. While he was there, though he was inspired by religion and God. There was a reason why demons weren't aloud to come to holy places like this, Jason knew at that time that the reason was because demons would instantly fall in love with God.
From that day on, he changed his appearance, kept his hair cut clean, and lead a life without sin. He joined the Catholic church, and tried his best to fit into Catholic society. There were a few instances when he almost caved to his old habits, but he knew that keeping faith would keep him away from sin.
At age 27, he decided going on a mission would be the best thing to do to keep away from temptation and further his studies to become a priest. He thought becoming a priest would get him to be closer to God and, maybe, be accepted to heaven. He hadn't confessed to anyone about being an incubus yet, which he knew he would have to at one point or another to be able to get into heaven. He always joked inwardly that, when he became a priest, he would just confess to himself.
When he came back from his mission, about three years later since he wanted to serve God the best he could, he was given a gift that would change his world. A CD player and some high quality headphones. His fellow church members had known how much he liked music, so they got him a few CDs to go along with it. He couldn't be happier.
During his studies, he kept saving money to get the next biggest thing in music players. This went on until the time that iPods became popular. As soon as the 80 GB iPod classic came out, he saved up every penny to get it with a nice pair of headphones. He now had everything that he needed.
By the time he was about 60, he went even deeper into the religion. Though, just like Satan, he had the belief that you had to force people into the religion. If not, excommunicate everyone that was against it. It took the church another six years to teach him that that wasn't the way, that God had given humans free will so that they would learn themselves. Jason finally accepted that he couldn't force people to believe in God, and kept his studies.
About five years after that, he was taken into a secret society, the Death Society. The only telltale sign of anyone in this particular society was the skulls that they wore, almost comical in nature, and the fact that they hunted demons and other agents of Satan. Jason was given the training he needed and was sent to Ikebukuro, a war zone of gangs and demons, with no angels or other agents of God in site. Only the few priests and the couple of Death Society members there.
So, Jason got himself set up in Ikebukuro and started working. He kept his moniker of Jason McKinelly and posed as an Irish Catholic acolyte to fool the locals. With how brash they thought other nations were, nobody really gave him a second thought. This is still his first year patrolling Ikebukuro, and he still has yet to catch a single other demon. He's prepared to though.[/ul]
"Well, that's interesting. Now we'll need a personality profile for you. If you'll describe yourself for me, that'd be great."[/i]
Jason is an extremist. Ever since he had embraced religion and cast off his status as an agent of Satan, he had thrown himself into religious studies. He wanted to know everything there was about God, his son, the twelve apostles, everything. So, he does know everything, and believes everyone should do likewise. But he's learned not to force people into it, that they have to make the decision themselves.
Instead, he spreads his teachings to everyone he sees isn't religious. He tolerates everyone that's Catholic, Christian, Mormon, Methodist, Jewish, Muslim, or anyone else who is Monotheistic. He tries to tolerate those who believe in more than one god, but he'll just avoid them unless he needs to get to know them better. Then it will take him a couple of days to stop yelling, 'Sinner! Repent!' He doesn't have many friends because of this.
When he's holding back, he's a very cheery person. He talks of God, his miracles, of the bible and the stories it holds, of Jesus and the people he helped and how he helped them, and that's mainly it. He's very evasive of his history, less someone learns either that he's in the Death Society or that he's really an incubus in denial. He'll feel the temptation to lure men and women into sin every so often, though, and it hurts him to deny the temptation.
When he does let it out, he becomes the man of every girl's dreams. He reeks of pheromones that attract everyone who would have anything to do with him. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it, he knows where to touch and when, he knows exactly how to lead someone into committing the sin of lust and he wants to all of the time.
When he's in his incubus form, he's as much of a fighter as he is a lover. It didn't used to be this way, but ever since he started holding back, all of that power built up and wants to burst forth and sin his heart out. He wants to sin, but he won't. He wants to seduce men and women, but he won't. He wants to murder other demons just to take their power, but he won't. He'll only try to convert their ways, or exorcise them as much as he can.[/ul]
"Hmm... You don't match the profile we're looking for. How about a few things that irk you?"[/i]
[li]Sin- Anything to do with sin makes Jason cringe. Mainly because the biggest part of him wants to sin. Any kind of sin, especially the seven deadly sins. They are the biggest temptations to him.
[/li][li]Demons- He doesn't know what demons can be, he just knows what they are underneath. Violent and bloody creatures, he knows he doesn't like them as much as they don't like him.
[/li][li]Fish- It's not much about the living creature, he doesn't like eating them. The slimy feeling of fish going down your throat, Jason hates it more than burning scriptures. And he really hates burning scriptures.
[/li][li]Silence- Whenever he hears nothing, the voice of temptation starts knocking. He always is listening to music, he even has a stereo stand for his iPod in his bathroom so that he'll never be without music.
[/li][li]Himself- Not in some kind of emo way, he really does like himself as a human. But he hates himself as a demon. He hates the voice of temptation, he hates what his mission in life used to be, he hates how scantily dressed women make him go crazy.
[/li][li]Scantily dressed women- Of course, they make him go crazy.
[/li][li]Scantily dressed men- Being a demon, gender doesn't play much of a part. And this is even more of an irk for him since he's supposed to become a priest someday.[/li][/ul]
"So, that's what you don't like. How about what you do like?"[/i]
[li]Anything alive- Seeing as how he's a very religious man, he believes in quite a few morals. He knows that everything has its place on this Earth, and he wouldn't want to take a single thing away.
[/li][li]Music- Particularly metal, rock, pop, country, rap, techno, classical, dubstep, folk, and many more. Pretty much, if it has a beat he likes it.
[/li][li]Nature- Getting back to nature without the city around him is very pleasing to him. He gets to watch as the different organisms that God had created hustle and bustle about their life. Plus, demons prefer cities.
[/li][li]Cities- It might be because of his demon side, but he likes the busy life of cities. Especially the main streets, where everyone is rushing to get to somewhere.
[/li][li]Red meat- Not salmon. This might also be from his demon side, but he likes steaks, burgers, bacon, ham, and almost any other mammal meat.
[/li][li]Pudding- It's an oddity to him, how something could have so many properties of a solid, yet it's actually some kind of liquid. Plus it comes in so many different flavors!
[/li][li]Ice- Ice is his best proof of God object. The fact that it floats on top of its liquid counterpart, and that cold sinks makes it the perfect thing to cool drinks. As if it were made that way.
[/li][li]The feeling of hair running between his fingers- He doesn't really know how to explain this one, but he loves the thin strands moving around his fingers.[/li][/ul]
"Alright, and what are you good with?"[/i]
[li]Weapon Smithing- Jason has a strange obsession with medieval weapons. Scythes, maces, long swords, different things like that. He's also fairly good with smithing them.
[/li][li]Weapon Handling- If it's made of metal, meant to bludgeon or slice, and is old in style, he can handle it with unmatchable precision. He's been practicing for so long.
[/li][li]Spreading the word of God- Seeing as how he was a missionary for so long, he learned the best way of converting people to accept Christ as their lord and savior. Though, not everyone can be converted, and he's come to terms with that.
[/li][li]Cooking- Jason has lived by himself for such a long time, he knows culinary arts like no other. He doesn't experiment anymore with food, mainly because he knows what he likes and what he doesn't like.
[/li][li]Keeping things clean- Cleanliness is close to godliness, so goes the adage. And Jason has really taken that to heart. Everything in his house is cleaned up and ready to present to anyone. It even smells like lilac.
[/li][li]Reading lips- Since he is almost always listening to music at ear splitting volumes, Jason has learned how to read lips. He's had lots of time to practice, so he rarely gets things wrong.[/li][/ul]
"And what will we have to worry about?"[/i]
[li]Listening- Both in the literal and figurative sense, Jason doesn't listen. Not only does he never actually hear what you say, he doesn't normally want to hear what you have to say.
[/li][li]Staying out of the way- Jason can't help but walk into a situation that's about to turn ugly. He walks into a bar, right as a brawl breaks out. He walks into a club right when someone starts trouble. Even when he goes into the police station to report it, some blonde cop is trying to kill a black haired man.
[/li][li]Singing- With as much music as he listens to, he should be a master at this. Though, unlike other incubi, he can't even carry a tune in a bucket. He's so tone deaf, singing hymns makes everyone else leave the church.
[/li][li]Shooting- His aim is awful. He has tried to hit the broad side of a barn, and emptied a clip trying. Good thing most demons are more affected by melee weapons anyways.
[/li][li]Staying subtle- His brash behavior doesn't allow for subtleness. He blows everything up more than it needs to be, he flies off the handle at every little thing, and he'll use up 25 minutes of your time to apologize for any misunderstandings on his part.
[/li][li]Keeping others' secrets- He'll keep his own secrets until he's almost forgot them, but he feels that other people don't need to be secretive. If you feel something you've done is wrong, you should repent.
[/li][li]Dealing with other religions- Jason can handle anyone monotheistic, but he feels that if you believe in more than one god, then there's something wrong with you. He has to really get to know you before he'll realize otherwise.[/li][/ul]
"Hmm... So, we've heard that you're close to someone. Or, trying to get close to them anyways. Anyone you're interested in?"[/i]
"Okay. And the password?"[/i]
"Now, about your friend there. We'll just need a few things from them. Not the same stuff as you. Give us some information. Just Age, gender, and something we can call you by."[/i]
Gender male, age 19, and call me Shu. You'll recognize me from such works as Shizuo's application and your humble admin.[/ul]
"Anything else we should know about you?"[/i]
[li]Jason has an extensive collection of different kinds of holy text, and a collection of headphones.
[/li][li]He's very susceptible to temptations of the flesh, but he'll resist as much as possible.
[/li][li]He talks more than he should.[/li][/ul]
Lust
Jason was walking around the town he had just been assigned to. Pleasant little Ikebukuro. He thought it was tranquil and peaceful, couldn't see why anyone would think it was so bad. There were so many cute girls with such short skirts walking around. He kept his mind away from those kinds of things though, he wasn't that man anymore. He was an agent of God.
He decided to go into the local sushi restaurant and try a few cucumber rolls, stay away from that icky fish. He got a seat and ordered a few things from the menu. While he was sitting, he saw a man and a woman eating together. They looked like a cute young couple, though they were doing more than a cute young couple would normally do in a restaurant like this. The man was almost blatantly fondling the young lady. Jason moved to the other side of the table promptly, so that he wouldn't have to see that.
Wrath
A few young boys walked in while Jason was enjoying his meal. They all were wearing blue. He thought it was nice to see a bunch of chums coming for a bite to eat, and it was good to see that they shared a common interest in clothing. The tallest of them, though, came up to Jason and started to say something. Jason looked up.
"Oi! You gonna share that food of yours, or what?"
Jason was confused. "I know you boys have money for food, you don't need donations like other poor people in this town." They seemed to laugh and he started to talk again.
"We ain't givin' ya a choice, now cough up some food!"
Jason knew things were going to get violent, so he pushed the man to the wall, pinned him with daggers to his coat and shirt, and glared at the other boys.
"How DARE you threaten one of God's children?! I'll have you know that sinners like you go straight to hell and suffer eternal damnation for committing such sins! Wrath, gluttony, that couple over there is committing the sin of lust, I've already seen three major sins in this city, and it's my first day! How could any one city be SO bad like this? That you would take the opportunity for the needy to get a good meal from someone generous like me!" The other boys ran. "You... Tell your friends that a new kind of justice is going to cleanse this town. And his name is Jason McKinelly!" He promptly pulled out the daggers and watched as the man ran out of the restaurant. With many stares from spectators, he sat back down and went on enjoying his meal.
[/blockquote]Jason was walking around the town he had just been assigned to. Pleasant little Ikebukuro. He thought it was tranquil and peaceful, couldn't see why anyone would think it was so bad. There were so many cute girls with such short skirts walking around. He kept his mind away from those kinds of things though, he wasn't that man anymore. He was an agent of God.
He decided to go into the local sushi restaurant and try a few cucumber rolls, stay away from that icky fish. He got a seat and ordered a few things from the menu. While he was sitting, he saw a man and a woman eating together. They looked like a cute young couple, though they were doing more than a cute young couple would normally do in a restaurant like this. The man was almost blatantly fondling the young lady. Jason moved to the other side of the table promptly, so that he wouldn't have to see that.
Wrath
A few young boys walked in while Jason was enjoying his meal. They all were wearing blue. He thought it was nice to see a bunch of chums coming for a bite to eat, and it was good to see that they shared a common interest in clothing. The tallest of them, though, came up to Jason and started to say something. Jason looked up.
"Oi! You gonna share that food of yours, or what?"
Jason was confused. "I know you boys have money for food, you don't need donations like other poor people in this town." They seemed to laugh and he started to talk again.
"We ain't givin' ya a choice, now cough up some food!"
Jason knew things were going to get violent, so he pushed the man to the wall, pinned him with daggers to his coat and shirt, and glared at the other boys.
"How DARE you threaten one of God's children?! I'll have you know that sinners like you go straight to hell and suffer eternal damnation for committing such sins! Wrath, gluttony, that couple over there is committing the sin of lust, I've already seen three major sins in this city, and it's my first day! How could any one city be SO bad like this? That you would take the opportunity for the needy to get a good meal from someone generous like me!" The other boys ran. "You... Tell your friends that a new kind of justice is going to cleanse this town. And his name is Jason McKinelly!" He promptly pulled out the daggers and watched as the man ran out of the restaurant. With many stares from spectators, he sat back down and went on enjoying his meal.
